‘Twas Stuck in the night before Christmas

‘Twas the night before Christmas, when all through the house… The babes were romping cheerfully, wearing nothing… Not even a blouse.

‘Twas booty, and bumps… Curves girls and lots of humps…

When all of a sudden a strange man appeared… In a oversized red suit, with a scotch and a beer.

He huffed and he puffed, as he soon became stuck…

Memorized by the babes
And Stuck in the Hump


He “HO’d” and was jolly, fore there were bottoms all around, and no elves or holly.













The old bastard was staggering drunk, yelling about reindeer and looking to hump…


Cheerful and merry he climbed to the roof… Realized he’d spent the night partying aloof. So he reached in his boot, pulled out a can, popped the top and began again…


Wishing a Merry Christmas and a happy holidays from all of ours to yours… May your days be merry and full of drunken staggering through doors.

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Melisa Nicole via. @STLMelisaNicole

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