‘Twas the night before Christmas, when all through the house… The babes were romping cheerfully, wearing nothing… Not even a blouse.
‘Twas booty, and bumps… Curves girls and lots of humps…
When all of a sudden a strange man appeared… In a oversized red suit, with a scotch and a beer.
He huffed and he puffed, as he soon became stuck…
Memorized by the babes
And Stuck in the Hump
He “HO’d” and was jolly, fore there were bottoms all around, and no elves or holly.
The old bastard was staggering drunk, yelling about reindeer and looking to hump…
Cheerful and merry he climbed to the roof… Realized he’d spent the night partying aloof. So he reached in his boot, pulled out a can, popped the top and began again…
Wishing a Merry Christmas and a happy holidays from all of ours to yours… May your days be merry and full of drunken staggering through doors.
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As a standard opening for a not so standard site, I would like you to evaluate yourself.
Do not just look in the mirror, at your family, your health, or your career; Rather, look inside.
Are you stuck in your own routine and the throws of life? Do you need have a light heart, still feel mildly immature at times, and have a deviant little man on your shoulder?
Stuck It TODay:
- Indulge in the beauties of the world
- Open your mind and your heart
- Allow yourself to be daunted by passion rather than ritual
- Motivate yourself as well as others
- Inspire a better generation
By indulging in the beauties of the world we not only allow others to express themselves freely but we also enable ourselves to be expressed freely. Through an open mind and an open heart we can discover a burning passion for change. Illuminate the path to success by carrying the torch and bring others along with you! The world does not change all at once as a whole, but rather the change starts with us…
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Do not look for change, rather encourage it and bring it forth though yourself.